GI Joe Target Exclusive Attack on Cobra Island A.W.E. Striker w. Crankcase

So, I was, like, totally having an argument with my wife and she was all, "Oh, gag me with a spoon." So I said "Where's the beef?" and told her I was leaving and she was all "Every breath you take, every move you make I'll be watching you." So I asked her "What did you do with my Flux Capacitor?" and she was all "Shut up, McFly!" and broke my Money for Nothing 45.

AWE Striker 1

But then, when I was watching an episode of Miami Vice, during that scene where Crockett and Tubbs are driving through the streets of Miami while In the Air Tonight is playing, she said she was sorry. Then we watched The Breakfast Club and did some coke.

AWE Striker 2

Sorry, I've been having 1985 flashbacks ever since I went to Target this weekend and picked this up.

AWE Striker 3

Stupid American Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity automotive ingenuity.


Anonymous said...

Oh I want one now!

Heavyarms said...

Well, they should be at a Target near you!

Evil King Macrocranios said...

It takes a lot of balls to drive an unarmored dune buggy into a battle against terrorists that have laser beams.

Heavyarms said...

Ordinarily, I would agree that it takes some brass cajones. But we're talking about Cobra. You could go into battle camo'd as the broad side of a barn and be okay.